unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

darrynek:

hello class. my name is Mr. Worldwide and i will be your substitute teacher today. dale

(Source: panerasexual)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

  • Baby: Da-, Da-
  • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
  • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
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